hiddlebumz:

cosmo tip #247

during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”

(Source: wallysdick, via goatfishie)

This is Bailey and I just wanted to let you know that you’re fun to talk to, gorgeous, funny, and just all around a wholesome person.
That’s rare, so cherish it people. :)

clavid:

so what the fuck has orlando bloom been up to lately

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tsunrugi:

how do i tell my parents that i just dont give a shit about anything anymore

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